Ambulance Chaser Chili – the Secret Recipe!

Here’s the recipe. It makes about 4 servings (the spicing). Or about a billion tiny souffle cups. Either way, one taster described it like this:

Jordan and Leo win my the award for producing the hottest food I’ve personally tried in my life. At one point my hands went slightly numb.

Are you prepared?

Seasoning:

1 T olive oil
2 medium onions
3 cloves of garlic
1/2 tsp coriander
1/4 tsp cloves
1/4 tsp allspice
2 tspn oregano
2 tsp brown sugar
2 tsp chili powder
2 tsp cayenne pepper (I used a lot more for this batch- cayenne pepper is great for heat and flavor).
1 tsp ground cumin
Maple Syrup (the real kind)
Red pepper flakes

Sauces:

El Yucateco Extra Hot Habanero Sauce
Melinda’s XXXX Habenero Sauce
Two Cat’s Hot Chili Sauce (you gotta go to Bar Harbor, ME to get it though).
JD’s South Philly BBQ Sauce
Trader Joe’s Kansas City BBQ Sauce

Meats:

Bratwurst
Knockwurst
Scrapple
Bacon
Steak
Skirt steak
Hot sausage
Kielbasi
Breakfast sausage
Lard
Kerrygold Butter
Pork snout

Peppers:

Scotch Bonnett
Jalepeno
Habeneros
Thai chili peppers
Green pepper
Red hot chili peppers

Hats:

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