CHEAP AS ALMOST FREE STICKER ALERT a/k/a REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT LEGAL NEWS FOR ANYONE WHO DRIVES IN PENNSYLVANIA BECAUSE YES THIS WILL EFFECT YOU EVEN IF YOU’RE A “LAW-ABIDING” CITIZEN OR A CRAZY PERSON WHO LOVES COPS
On December 22, 2020, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court issued its decision in Com. v. Alexander, which overruled a DREADFUL decision by former Justice McCaffrey (fuck you very much you piece of shit disgrace to the bench), Com v. Gary.
You don’t need to know the legal implications except as follows (lawyers shut up I am keeping this simple, do not @ me to correct me):
1) Gary undid years of law that required police to get a warrant to search your car in most circumstances (unless you gave them permission to search, which you should NEVER DO).
2) Alexander overrules Gary, so now cops need a warrant again to search your car in most circumstances (again, unless you give them permission to search, which you should NEVER FUCKING DO).
3) DID I SAY NEVER GIVE COPS PERMISSION TO SEARCH YOUR CAR. EVER. IF THEY ASK “hey buddy, do you mind if I take a look in your car?” like they are trying to be your friend say “NO. GET A WARRANT“.
4) I bet most cops don’t know this yet, so this sticker may help teach them. Not like they care about the law anyway.
5) I AM SELLING THIS STICKER FOR BASICALLY FREE TO REMIND YOU OF YOUR RIGHTS AND TEACH COPS ABOUT THE LAW BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW IT AND THEY DON’T HAVE TO AND ALSO THEY DON’T CARE.
I have basically ceased practicing criminal law for many reasons, but THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT AND I FEEL COMPELLED TO GET THE WORD OUT ASAP.
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Thought experiment (now the lawyers can talk): If this is on your car, and you are stopped by police, what effect, if any, does it have? #FuckThePolice #1312 #ACAB #getawarrant #copsarentpeople #exceptforrobocopherules
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