
Chickity China the Chinese chicken, you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin', watchin' X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison, I hope the Smoking Man's in this one.
Growing up, my favorite show was the X-Files. You could never tell if Fox Mulder was off his rocker, or whether the whole thing was part of a big alien conspiracy. And the Smoking Man was pretty cool.
I still like shows on the History Channel about Nostradamus, the Mayan Calendar, and theΒ Illuminati and that sort of thing. Hell, I’ve even read the DaVinci Code. The conspiracy theory stuff is always fun and interesting.
Today, as an unabashed Nickelback fan, I’m hoping to become part of the vast conspiracy.
Now, I know you’re saying “There’s no such thing as a Nickelback fan!”
But shouldn’t the question be asked?
Are Nickelback fans trying to silence Crystal Cox on behalf of big media?