Sometimes, those ridiculous threats warrant an equally ridiculous response.
Bagels, anyone? [Ed: “Liable Per Se”? What’s that?]
Read more here: http://www.philadelinquency.com/2014/08/01/pdq-receives-lolsuit-threat-legal-dept-responds/
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In your reply letter, you offer: If Ms. Francis writes Mr. Sawyer and “politely ask[s] [Mr. Sawyer] to take down the posts, along with two dozen New York bagels,” Mr. Sawyer “will take [down the posts].”
Although meant as dry humor, you are bound by your offer. I cannot wait for your receipt of two dozen New York bagels – New York bagels as stale or soggy as your humor – because stale, soggy, or fresh, the law requires that you then “take [down the posts].” And who gets the last laugh (hint: not the person munching stale, soggy, or fresh New York bagels).
We have soft pretzels here; so who gets the last laugh?
Leo — also, e pluribus unum, ipso facto, fee tail, and U.C.C. 2-207(1)-(3)! I sure do hope you know what you’re doing!
NICE…. You gotta LOVE this stuff …..Can I bring the cream cheese (Philly Cream Cheese of Course) or would you like your Bagels with with LOX cucumbers tomatoes and lettuce but NO onion and Philly Cream Cheeses … OH and what about the New York Cheese Cake for dessert …….. Jerry @ Lawyer Up Philly.com
[…] This is what happens when a Fishtown lawyer negotiates a deal. […]
I’m confused. I get that you were trying to be funny, but at the end of the day your client ends up doing something they’re apparently not legally obligated to do… for bagels. Why not money? Money can be used to buy many bagels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpc0QfBaMc
Bwuahahahahaha!!!!!
Points to her lawyer for the variation on “govern yourself accordingly”.
Also, mind if I ask why First Amendment Bad Ass Randazza was CCd?
Marco also represents the blog. He is my co-counsel.
Well…this is amazing.
Well? Were you bageled or not?
Pretty ridiculous! reminds me of all these celebrity Twitter lawsuits lol