Most of you remember Crystal Cox from the “extortionists who pretend to be bloggers are not journalists” case, Obsidian Finance v. Cox. Yes, shockingly, if you Google-bomb someone’s reputation and then offer to clean it up for a fee, apparently that is not “journalism.”
Very few things leave me speechless. This takes the cake. Or keylime pie or whatever.
In her objections, Crystal Cox states the REAL reason everyone is criticizing her: the Russian Mafia. I wish I was joking, but I’m not. According to Crystal Cox:
Marc Randazza is a threat to Defendant life and livlihood and has launched an online campaign of hate and threats of violence. Defendant is in fear of her life over the actions of Marc Randazza and his threats, and connections to a ring of bloggers and stalkers…
Marc Randazza is alleged to have mafai ties and this is a very real threat to the life of Crystal Cox.
This is very real, I also believe that Plaintiff has ties to Russian Mafia and feel that my life is in constant danger and I am under constant duress and harassment from Plaintiff’s Attorney David Aman Tonkon Torp and now also Marc Randazza, attorney working with the Plaintiff to silence me for mutual benefits and in direct violation of my Constitutional Rights.
Full disclosure: I have never seen Marc Randazza actually wearing mafai ties. Word on the street is he normally shows up to court dressed in leather, whips and chains. Allegedly. In my opinion. Don’t sue me bro…
Oh, and Cox says federal judge Marco Hernandez is in on the Russian Mafia conspiracy, too:
This hate campaign came from Judge Marco Hernandez accusing Defendant of a Crime in a motion to deny a new trial which set off hate, bullying and rage. Obsidian V. Cox was a Civil Trial, and Judge Hernandez violated my rights in selective prosecution accusing me of criminal activity in a civil court document. I was given no equal rights under the law.
Judge Marco Hernandez has Conspired with Senators past and present, Attorneys, Law Firms, and more to protect Oregon Corruption. Judge Hernandez has been made aware of possible Jury Tampering and fails to look into the matter in order to protect Perkins Coie Law Firm andothers.
Hey now. Normally it’s a bad idea to attack a judge who is making decisions in your case. But Cox recognizes this, apparently:
I know that Judge Hernandez will not rule fairly in my case, however I am still stating this for the record and plan to file complaints to higher courts and judicial authorities
Oh and she was pressured into perjury:
it is unlawful to have pressured me to commit perjury in the attached settlement communication between Crystal Cox, me, Opposing Counsel in My Pro Se Capacity and David Aman, Attorney for Plaintiff.
So Cox is now coming after everyone… including the judge…
I, in my Pro Se Capacity am filing complaints with the FBI, the Department of Justice, the Attorney General, Government Oversight and Transparency Authorities, the FCC, the Oregon Judicial Committee, the Oregon DOJ, the Oregon Attorney General, and filing Criminal Complaints as well as I am suing Judge Marco Hernandez, outside of the Judicial Immunity Laws and via my legal rights.
The Foreign Sovereign Immunity Act – FSIA applies to this as well. I am also filing a JudicialComplaint against Judge Hernandez for acting outside of his Judicial Capacity or Jurisdiction within his own personal capacity – and suing under US 42 1983 – using FSIA on Prosecution in Federal Court .
I’m sure attorneys are lining up to take this one on a contingent fee basis.
Given the severity of these allegations, I asked Marc Randazza for a comment. He emailed me back: “Я должен порвать с тобой.”