SCOTUS quote of the day – A tiny constable with incredible fortitude.

You can't tell a Constable by his size - he's just a teeny little super guy.

You can't tell a Constable by his size - he's just a teeny little super guy. With incredible fortitude.

But it is almost impossible to think of late 18th-century situations that are analogous to what took place in this case. (Is is possible to imagine a case in which a constable secreted himself somewhere in a coach and remained there for a period of time in order to monitor the movement’s of the coach’s owner? [FN 3])

[FN 3] The Court [it its majority opinion] suggests that something like this might have occurred in 1791, but this would have required either a gigantic coach, a very tiny constable, or both—not to mention a constable with incredible fortitude and patience.

-Justice Alito discussing Justice Scalia’s opinion in United States v. Jones, and the confluence of 18th century law, the Fourth Amendment, and GPS searching technology.

I love when a SCOTUS opinion brings home the laughs.

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